Office Clever

Referring to a person who is dressed to look smart and clever when they clearly don't fit the role.

Guy: Look at John in his new glasses, he's looking office clever today

by AcidTsunami December 01, 2009

Rotation Officer

The one person in the group that makes it their mandate to keep the smoking rotation going in order.

*Accidently passes bowl to Kenny who is on my right rather and passing the bowl to my left*

Jill- Jack! You totally fucked up the rotation, it was going clockwise then you made it counter clockwise!

Jack-Chill the hell out you rotation officer, your killin the mood mann.

by Alfie82 June 19, 2009

Office Pillage

Refers to the plundering and pillaging of an ex-employees desktop and office space belongings that are left behind within minutes of the employees exit, usually when they are fired or laid off.

John: "Hey man, I just saw that Joe got canned. I am gonna go office pillage his desk - you wanna come?"

Sam: "Heck yah. Dibs on his Twilight calendar. Edward is so hot."

by thatonegirlwithhair January 14, 2011

Office Bromance

The kind of friend that you only hang out with at work.

Bro 1: Who's that guy that I saw you hanging out with?
Bro 2: OH, thats just todd. He's only my office bromance

by Hipunk July 27, 2011

Office Urkel

That guy in your office that wears his pants so high he looks like the television character Urkel, and the phoneclip on his belt sits in his arm pit.

Damn Bill is such a dork wearing his pants that high, he is such on Office Urkel.

by Clayton Farmer September 15, 2011

Police officer

Police officers are criminals that make up laws

The police officer told me i'd be arrested if i disrespected them

by September 08, 2020

Kim's Office

A private place to take a stinky poop.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in Kim's office.

by John Manlove May 14, 2006