A massive ladder that you lay down on, waiting for the train to come and run over you and your best friend rejects you because you look ugly as heck.
by SillySalleh December 24, 2021

Simon: why the fuck do you have your hand down your pants?
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!
.:Bjerre word:.
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!
.:Bjerre word:.
by SmnBjerre December 2, 2009

by valness March 6, 2005

by ratsmaytastelikemotherfuckingpumkinpie December 9, 2007

by Darren Blatt August 26, 2006

1. When a radio DJ records his breaks in advance or from a far-away place yet tries to make you believe he or she is live in the studio.
2. When an employee at a radio station is gone from his office, desk, or cubicle for an extended period of time without giving a reason in advance.
3. (Used in radio/TV industry) Doing less than a good job; phoning it in.
2. When an employee at a radio station is gone from his office, desk, or cubicle for an extended period of time without giving a reason in advance.
3. (Used in radio/TV industry) Doing less than a good job; phoning it in.
"You can tell he's voice tracking - he's predicting a sunny day when it's obviously going to rain."
"Where's John? Oh, he must be voice tracking."
"Shirley looks bored" "She's voice tracking today"
"How can Ryan Seacrest be on in your city when he's live here in L.A. every morning?" "Voice tracking."
"Where's John? Oh, he must be voice tracking."
"Shirley looks bored" "She's voice tracking today"
"How can Ryan Seacrest be on in your city when he's live here in L.A. every morning?" "Voice tracking."
by All The Excess October 13, 2009

Accidentally snorted two lines of cocaine at once. Derived from railway lines / rail roads / rail track
by Hashtagger January 1, 2011
