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Woke-wash

The act of trying to update the image or perception of a product, or service by changing it to include social justice, racial justice, lgbtq and DEI themes (among others) to replace traditional imagery or views that are considered problematic by the progressive left.
Bud Light lost billions in their failed attempt to woke-wash their beer's image by hiring trans-activist Dylan Mulvaney for their new ad campaign.
by Solomon7 July 28, 2023
mugGet the Woke-washmug.

Woke signal

Commonly mistaken for the “Shaka” sign the woke signal is commonly used by virtue signalling celebrities to show off how cool they are and to assign themselves to “the message”.

The thumb and pinkie finger are extended to create a W which means woke in signal language..
Anything Brie Larson does

“That guy (insert any name I.e Matt) is so woke (person mentioned throws up the woke signal and unicorns and rainbows appear)”

Sorry this is not the Shaka sign get woke!
by DishyElephant August 17, 2021
mugGet the Woke signalmug.

Woke and boke

Waking up with a hangover and immediately throwing up.
“Hey man, you wanna hang out?”
“Nah not right now. I got a nasty hangover. I even woke and boke this morning.”
by Enzo Wonton July 21, 2022
mugGet the Woke and bokemug.

woke jamming

the act of jamming "woke" content into pieces of media that dont require it or are harmed by it

large media compaines kowtowing to the alt-left by inserting ID-pol content into films and videogames that dont need it -- see also get woke go broke
by chongon maqaque December 28, 2020
mugGet the woke jammingmug.

Finna Woke

When yo gurl is too damn spicy

and you say

When u want to funny in yiay
''Damn Jacksfilmz you lookin finna woke tonight!''
"Damn gurl are you Finna cuz you just woke my Dinna"
by astantv May 7, 2018
mugGet the Finna Wokemug.

Finna woke

Finna meaning 'going to' and woke as in 'past wake' put together, going to past wake.
You wanna know what really Jennas my Marbles? How finna woke Pam is.
by Jadynisc00l May 20, 2018
mugGet the Finna wokemug.

Woke Princess

She expects you to open the door, pay for the meal, cater to her every need while repeating her PC woke narratives verbatim, progressively emasculate you, cut off your nuts, and keep them on her bedroom side table. She wants a man to be chivalrous to a certain extent and a.k.a. cis-gender man of the 50s but then wants him similar to emotional and sensitive "Jerry"(Rick & Morty) that can be pulled around on a leash to the ATM and honey-do list items. She will get her cake and eat it, too, groundhog day style.
Shelly loves that Gary is always ready to do her bidding while speaking Woke narratives as the perfect gentleman catering to all her needs while being submissive, sensitive, and emotionally available to take her woke princess onslaught of demands.
by Hixxz68 February 20, 2023
mugGet the Woke Princessmug.

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