by The REAL crew May 12, 2008

a person that absolutely loves noses; someone that likes to make out with their partners nose; my boyfriend
*alex kissing on kats nose for over 10 seconds*
kat: 'i c u hav a nose fetish'
alex: 'ya... i gess ur rite'
kat: 'thts kinda rare'
alex: 'i guess so. am i the 1st peson u've met w/ that?'
kat: 'ya'
kat: 'i c u hav a nose fetish'
alex: 'ya... i gess ur rite'
kat: 'thts kinda rare'
alex: 'i guess so. am i the 1st peson u've met w/ that?'
kat: 'ya'
by kittykat69 January 6, 2009

"Hooked nose" is defined in the story below:
Senor Tomaso Padilla, the anal conqistador of Spain, had his nose hooked six inches to the left because he insulted someone
Senor Tomaso Padilla, the anal conqistador of Spain, had his nose hooked six inches to the left because he insulted someone
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by udm123 June 29, 2010

The act of snorting an "internet drug" that is also a stimulant in order to both skip breakfast and avoid purchasing lunch whilst at work because one would rather spend his or her 'earnt' cash on drugs rather than the essential nutrients their body so desperately craves.
"I walked into Tesco during our lunch hour and decided to spend my quid and ten pence on a gram of ethylphenidate rather than an own brand sausage and egg sandwich. You gotta love a Nose Brunch"
by Rolfy Wants a Cuddle September 1, 2014
