Norwegian rotary skunk

When you shit and piss in ones anus and then stick you’re dick inside and rotate your body

Wyatt is so kinky he gave nick a Norwegian rotary skunk last night

by Norwegian skunk owner January 28, 2025

Norwegian Guitar String

When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.

“Whats your favourite bedroom move?”
“I’d have to say the Norwegian guitar string.”

by poopoopeepee March 1, 2024

norwegian gas mask

When you plug the drain in a hotel and shit in the shower

There's an Norwegian gas mask in my room

by Coclsucker420 April 3, 2017

norwegian ballcrunch

When someone from norway eat your balls while taking a shit on your nipples

Guy 1- "Hey! Did you see that guy over there?"

Guy 2- "Yes, he went to Norway and got the norwegian ballcrunch.."

Guy 1- "Oh.. poor nipples"

by Tullegutten89 May 20, 2011

Norwegian Oarsman

The act of a single person performing two Dutch Rudders simultaneously.

Joey gave Randy and Gene a Norwegian Oarsman.

by Mclovin7921 November 19, 2023

norwegian cheeseball

The act of collecting your fumunda cheese and serving it to guests at a party.

Anybody bring the Norwegian cheeseball to the Super Bowl party?

by scorpionoid December 3, 2014

The Norwegian housewife

Are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your sexual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife's anus, then have her cut the wood with her anus. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!

"my wife has been slacking her duties, so I had her shape up and gave her The Norwegian Housewife!"

by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010