by Facepant March 24, 2024
My crops was on the verge of death until my friend did his/her Norwegian dance and a few hours later, it stormed ,restoring the crops back to its luscious state
by TheWon(one) May 04, 2017
When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.
by poopoopeepee March 01, 2024
when getting to a climax during anal sex, the male pulls outs and runs directly towards the female's face. He then proceeds to jump in the air, do a 360, and smash his partner's cheek with his dick so hard that her face craters into the mattress, hence the term "sledgehammer". The male also ejaculates during the sin so it gives an extra sloppiness to the hit. Enjoyable for both participants.
Guy 1: Bro she was so bored with me until I gave her the Norwegian Sledgehammer. We're getting married in August.
Guy 2: Whoa, congrats, man!
Guy 2: Whoa, congrats, man!
by cheekyboi01 May 14, 2020
The act of a submissive female lying on her side while the dominant male ejaculates in her ear while pressing the woman's head tightly against the end of the urethra so as not to lose any of the ejaculate. Typically this follows a lengthy and enthusiastic round of felatio.
by whispering chris November 29, 2013
Norwegians fiords Chords
That saxophone player really knows his Norwegians chords
A common expression among jazz improvisers, popularised by jazz saxophonist Ronnie Scott.
A common expression among jazz improvisers, popularised by jazz saxophonist Ronnie Scott.
by Bugsy August 24, 2017
Milk Norwegian is a word used to describe patriots of the nordic lands. A milk Norwegian person is a person that likes to go skiing and bicycling. Milk Norwegian people usually drink milk and eat a lot of kvikk lunsj. They dont wear designer clothing or listen to modern music. They will do anything to defend their country. Most of milk Norwegians are of the arian race, but it is possible to be black and milk Norwegian
Mathias: Did you see Magnus's mystory?
Frank: Yeah he posted a picture of him going skiing.
Mathias: yup, he is such a milk Norwegian person.
Frank: Yeah he posted a picture of him going skiing.
Mathias: yup, he is such a milk Norwegian person.
by Neeguslover June 01, 2018