Me: My whole fucking family died a horrible death in a house fire because I was drunk, left the stove on, and accidentally locked them inside the house lmao
Friend: hahaha that's so funny. I beat my wife to death in front of our daughter because her cooking was bad lmao
Me: lmao, our lives are so exiting
Friend: hahaha that's so funny. I beat my wife to death in front of our daughter because her cooking was bad lmao
Me: lmao, our lives are so exiting
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