My dumbass way of praising something. My brain no longer works (I am very retarded) so when I like something I now say "______ is really God's gift to Man."
Friend: "You Like that new Donkey Kong Country 2 game?"
Me: "Yeah it really is God's gift to man"
Friend: Damn boy
Me: "Yeah it really is God's gift to man"
Friend: Damn boy
by Pet Sounder May 28, 2023
Get the God's Gift to Manmug. by ConcreteAlpaca November 22, 2018
Get the 25 gifted subsmug. When daddy’s son turns 8 and he wants a roblox card, so I’m exchange the father wants to shove his penis inside his son. So the father gets the 100 dollar roblox card. The little boy then pulls his jockeys down and the father lubes up his crank and begins to thrust it into his son. After hours of gay sex, his son plays roblox and braggs to his friends that he rode daddy’s cock
by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017
Get the Daddy’s Giftmug. syphilis, AIDS, gonorrhea, chancroid, chlamydia, hepatitiis, herpes, HIV, HPV, gonorrhea, any disease transmitted by sexual activities (STD). you get it from someone and you can give as many as you want.
by whhatup69 November 11, 2013
Get the gift that keeps on givingmug. gee whiz! -another fucking birthday (christmas), and you're still having to get off alone!! how sad! i'm (santas') going to bring you a nice sex surrogate gift this year. you can rest back and 'watch the stars', while the surrogate does all the 'work'!!
you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!
you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!
judy got the sex surrogate gift this year!! -after she got off, she was all smiles!
i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!
i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
Get the sex surrogate giftmug. A Hockey Stick Gift is a gift given another that is really a present that the giver wants for him/herself.... typically given to another family member. Not unlike a "Chipmunck Gift," but one that is really coveted by the giver.
"Bobby gave Mom a Hockey Stick Gift for the holidays.... he gave her that train set he's been wanting all year..."
by puttycake December 17, 2009
Get the Hockey Stick Giftmug. (noun) When a male places his testicles between his thighs and bends over. A female will then lick the testicles from behind.
by matt db October 21, 2007
Get the filipino gift bagmug.