AKA: The Humid Hellscape. A place where storm chasers chase, and a place where normal residents have to deal with the horrible weather. Either it's going to be a deep freeze in December or January, or through March and May humid, hot, and convective, and through June and July or August, blistering heatwaves. I guess you could say autumn is a good month for Oklahomans, but still doesn't help with the horrible people living in the state.
Not the best place to be honest.
Not the best place to be honest.
Storm Chaser: "dang i gotta go chase in oklahoma epic dry line setup going on in the panhandle"
Oklahoma Resident: "huh, 4th violent tornado this month"
Oklahoma Resident: "huh, 4th violent tornado this month"
by MartianSupremacist May 25, 2024
oklahoma is a stup word, its so stup! if you sayit you will become voyoless y'knowwwwwwww. while theres also the word inev and the word tvoyo! anyway blablabal is doneeee
you are as voyoless as oklahoma
by hayidor December 02, 2024
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by Bingler 9000 June 15, 2024
During an Orgy, one person ( volunteer ) sits in the middle of the group blindfolded, then the rest of the group farts directly at the middle individual, once everyone has finished flatulence, the person in the middle gets violently tongue punched in their fart box.
by airwixk April 29, 2024
When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.
“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”
“Yeah man she was an easy rider”
“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”
“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”
“Yeah man she was an easy rider”
“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”
“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”
by KeithTheAssBasket November 08, 2019
by lyricalwordsmith13 March 21, 2023