Hobo vomit

What Hunter Biden's paintings look like, according to Greg Gutfeld.

I agree, the said paintings do look like hobo vomit.

by Sexydimma June 19, 2021

hobo sanctuary

a sacred, garbage filled place where hobos from around the globe will come to worship their holy cardboard box idol.

"You prick! There is no hobo sanctuary, you just made it up."
"Fuck you, I've been there!"

by Hosex November 22, 2007

littlest hobo

1. A sex move where one's significant other rejects advances in a cheery upbeat way with the words: "maybe tomorrow."

2. The greatest and only hero dog based television show to come out of Canada.

Bob had to retreat to the couch and wank to CBC news after his girlfriend gave him the littlest hobo.

by guiterryc September 17, 2018

Electronic Hobo

Someone who doesn't have access to his own computer and is forced to use other computers.

My pc died so I've become an e-hobo.

The power is out in the block so I'm an electronic hobo till it's back.

by Taawus December 26, 2011

Hobo's Glue

Slang term for semen. Originated from a joke that claimed hobos use it as glue.

Bill was up all night making hobo's glue in his bed.

by Zeego June 11, 2013

Employed Hobo

Employed Hobo: A new social class that originated in the United States of America. With an all but mythological middle class vanishing, a new class has been formed. Employed Hobos are in a quasi class of being employed yet "homeless" for all intents and purposes. Never truely owning anything besides their clothes, everything is rented because of low wages and price inflation. Their only true possesions, clothes, tend to be hand me downs, clothes they have had for at least a decade and still in use or aquired from thrift stores, garage sales and flea markets.

Look at John, an Employed Hobo. He's still wearing shirts he bought from Mervyn's ten years ago. He rents everything, his TV, car, apartment and even the toaster. He will never make enough to get out of the cycle of working to work.

by Dogler February 24, 2014

Hobo Heater

The act of three or more hobos huddling together, giving heat to those poor suckers in the middle; not to say the ones on the outside aren't poor too.

Hey Jim and Bob, let's get the hobo heater goin.

Hobo heaters are just as effective as central air.

Fuck, there's only two of us, no Hobo heat.

by C Lit December 7, 2010