five-foot nine

Core average height for men in the U.S. Considered ideal by many because they aren't typecast as "napoleon" like short guys are, nor are they expected to be aggressive like tall guys are "large man complex."

My boyfriend is five-foot nine, which is the ideal male height.

by W.C's own June 25, 2006

client number nine

The moniker given to New York Governor Elliot Spitzer by the Emperor's Club VIP. Now used to talk about anyone of high social standing when situtations dictate discretion.

The Cooker: "You here about this situation with Gov. Spitzer?"
Pete Dick: "You mean client number nine?"
The Cooker: "Oh yeah, my bad."

by Pete Dick March 10, 2008

Plan Nine from Outer Space

The worst movie ever made. It's lack of good dialogue, props, and storyline make it so bad, it's good. It is one of the most entertaining pieces of cinematic stupidity ever made. There is an entire episode of Seinfeld about it.

That movie is funny, but it could never compare to Plan Nine from Outer Space.

by ambercutie654 September 19, 2005

Black nine

A nine-millimeter pistol, a stereotypical gangster/mobster's gun.

"Yo, foo, those peeps comin wit black nines!"
"Yea, son, lets mob out of here"

by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008

reverse cowgirl sixty nine

A sex position in which the (female) recipient of oral sex sits on or squats over her partner's face while performing oral sex to the giver.

My girlfriend sucked on my cock as she pushed her wet pussy onto my tongue like it was a cock during our reverse cowgirl sixty nine session!

by Deep Driver May 21, 2008

Mach Nine

A term used to describe how fast you are driving when you are running well over the legal speed limit.

Mark and Todd were running Mach Nine on Highway 12 while they were wipping kittys and downing Coors light!

Mike and Bobby had to rip it up to Mach Nine to out run the County Mounty on the back way to the lake the other night to go drag racing!

by Freckman February 6, 2007

OH Nine

1) A typical ending to a brainless teenage girls' photo album, such as "Summmer 0999" or " City with the bfffs 09". Because of this, it has now become a common phrase used to bash popular culture that constantly refers to the year 2009. It works best as a sassy ending to a statement, and should usually be used in tandem with a peace sign held uncomfortably close to the face.

Colin: "Hey, what are you doin today?"

Eddie:" Endless amounts of college stuff.....OH nine!!

or
Colin: Margie that food looks sooo good!

Margie: Yayy overweight!

Colin: Oh nine?

MArgie: hahaha yes.

by Linnn Linnn November 29, 2009