Smoke selfie

People who take pictures of themselves smoking a cigarette and posting it on social media with the sole intent of trying to look badass. Typical comment chains of smoke selfies play out like this:

Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?

Joe has uploaded yet another smoke selfie. That's his 5th one this week!

by Lefty Power 123 July 4, 2016

Turd Smoke

a fart or smell coming from a turd or poop

Hey does anyone have any spray? I smell turd smoke coming out of the bathroom.

by stink bug September 27, 2012

Smoke Pig

An incredibly attractive girl.

"Mate, did you see that complete smoke pig".

by McCig June 4, 2018

Panic smoking

When you're in a bait situation but need to smoke a cigarette, so you smoke it as fast as you can before getting caught

*text message*
Josh: hey where are you?
Saff: on the school hill panic smoking but don't come over here else you'll draw some attention

by chickennnsoup November 1, 2015

smoking with the gods

smoking a plethora of weed that you are so high you experince an enlightening trip from the gods and, and get blessed by the most based of gods

I was smoking with the gods on sunday, we ended up getting lost in the forest after dark. #hustle

by Tepsaucey December 28, 2015

Smoke Scape

The best smoking clan in osrs

Smoke Scape or don't scape, ya dig?

by Smokescape September 27, 2020

Smoking on soprano

Smoking a lot to lose feeling and lose touch with reality

“Dude you smoke too much”

“It’s fine I’m smoking on soprano”

by Taterito February 22, 2023