naughty squid

The naughty squid is a move In witch the man straddles his woman while she is on her back. She then takes his manhood in her mouth. As this is happening, the man must then lean back and use his fingers to pleasure his lady friend.

Man, I walked in on my cousin and his lady doing the naughty squid and it scarred me for life!

by RecklessCowboyflirtmisterTim July 30, 2018

naughty octopus

The sexual act of one partner wrapping their legs around the other tightly while the other jumps up and down on a trampoline, while penetrating the first partner, attempting a somersault while jumping for full points

"Dude, how did you break your leg?"
"Doing the naughty octopus and missed the landing."

by octonaught December 18, 2012

naughty tango

an activity that this boy named brye hoffman always asks me to do with him, and i always say no.

girrrrl, wanna come over and naughty tango later tonight?" "NO brye i didn't want to last night and i dont want to tonight either.

by djjasxxx August 5, 2010

The Naughty 9/11

A sexual act where one person kneels on the floor and the other male partner, whilst fully erect, takes a long run up and jumps at the kneeling partner, attempting to insert their penis into the person’s mouth with maximum force. Both partners should be covered in flour for added authenticity. The running partner is welcome to add airplane noises and phrases in Arabic for additional fun.

Me and my boyfriend tried The Naughty 9/11 last night, and the clean up of our apartment could take months.

by The Great Waffle Stomp June 8, 2024

Blue Man Naughty

A group of gnarly people including A.D. H.S. R.B. K.S. B.S. E.R. A.H. V.S. These people have sick nasty awesome times and are the shit.

Blue Man Naughty is cooler than cool. We are ice cold.

by A Blue Man August 31, 2010

Naughty rumpus

A loud and attention grabbing display of public affection in a very very sexual manour usually involving loud slurping of the male or female genitalia

Jennifer and mike were arrested for performing a naughty rumpus in a hotel lobby

by Nautical wizard February 21, 2015

The Naughty Hosway

When a girl and a guy are fucking, the guy takes his dick out and shoves pumpkin seeds up your vagina. Then the guy take a pink bendy straw and sucks them out.

Dude, me and this girl were doing the Naughty Hosway and her mom walked in on us and shit a chicken!!

by Magjames Hedgelad November 1, 2009