The Mystery Pond

Any depth of undentifable liquid

Ahhhhh the mystery pond

by Hedonia January 22, 2024

mysteries

I miss you so much. So much that given the fact that nothing comes from you i doubt my sanity, my intelligence. Such a shame.

mysteries

by SystemLogistics April 24, 2025

Mystery meat

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have

Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024

Mystery Babylon

Full name: “Mystery, Babylon the Great, the Mother of Harlots and Abominations of the Earth”. To refer to whores who have no self respect, absolute hatred towards righteousness, willfully accept and participate in worldly demonic activities among anything else that displays hatred to the Lord our God and his created image.

Silence, Mystery Babylon! Repent and believe the gospel or receive the mark of the beast and be damned to the lake of fire.

by ConFet (Prophet) February 29, 2024

Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is

My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.

by Samiejo816 November 17, 2016

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

The best Pokemon spinoff series, even surpassing the mainline games, at least as of now.

Person 1: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon made me cry
Person 2: bitch no it made you a furry

by RTDLatios November 27, 2023

Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage

Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!

by hi1923 October 17, 2022