Muppet donkey banana

The worst category of poker player in existence. Usually congregate around the rockdale area of Sydney.
by PokerJon July 18, 2021
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muppet plantation

Definition: a group of people extremely easy to manipulate, control, or exploit; a self-defeating or self-sabotaging rabble
Use: "Man, you guys folded quicker than a muppet plantation."
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Muppet Punch

1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.

2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“

Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“

Observer 1: “What?”

Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”

Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
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the biggest muppet ever

Wow isn’t that jevo
Shhh she’s the biggest muppet ever
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muppet magnet

i person who always seems to attract muppets (A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.) muppet
im feel like a muppet magnet , i always end up with muppets around me.
by DaveFar July 23, 2011
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Stinky Muppet

When you give someone a rimjob with a sock puppet.
That gir the other night took off her sock and gave me a Stinky Muppet.
by High G. Wrection March 27, 2019
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Punch a Muppet

The feeling you have when you are so angry that you feel like you could punch an innocent and adorable character, such as one of Jim Henson’s Mupppets.
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