Muppet Mouth

A derogatory insult describing a typically light skinned black person with facial features some what similar to a muppet or Bobby Jack 🐒🐵

Damn you dark skinned girls aren't even attractive.
Yet somehow it works unlike your muppet mouth looking like of people.

by NeviAntix April 21, 2025

Reverse Muppet

Rather than sticking a hand up the other person's anus (Muppet), A Reverse Muppet is sticking a hand down another person's throat.

If you keep pissing me off I'll turn you into a Reverse Muppet.

I gave him/her a Reverse Muppet last night.

by cafeine-disciple October 13, 2023

muppet high-five

When two people are fisting the same person, same hole or different holes and they high five inside the person.

Chelsea was so excited to be the muppet in the muppet high-five tonight.

by MoxieMinion April 12, 2024

Muppeted

When one's sexual partner inserts their entire hand and wrist almost up to the elbow into one's asshole they gain the ability to work one's body like a fuckin Muppet

I don't remember that was I being muppeted?

by Mick diggler March 11, 2021

Muppet donkey banana

The worst category of poker player in existence. Usually congregate around the rockdale area of Sydney.

You raised with 7-2?? You muppet donkey banana!

by PokerJon July 18, 2021

Muppet face

An idiot

What a Muppet face!

by Lola wants a bone December 27, 2019

Muppet

Another word for an idiot. It is commonly used by British people to express disappointment. In some cases it is used as a friendly term that has no intentions of hurting anyone.

Them: I may have dropped my food all over the floor
Me: Oh you muppet!

by InsertStupidNameHere October 1, 2021