Limp Muffin

A muffin used in place a of a cum sock. The muffin becomes limp after a while and can be thrown at a ceiling and will stick.

Hey Michael, is that a Limp Muffin up there?
Yeah brad! That’s my Limp Muffin from last week!

by Bepdaddy March 28, 2020

thot muffin

The most sluttiest bitch around

Person 1: Yeah I heard she flirts with every guy"
Person 2: "That bitch is a thot muffin"

by lostinsauce November 19, 2016

Muffin Munchies

1).When one feels an intense desire tor performing cunnilingus.

2).When one has a great craving for buttermilk muffins.

1.) Mark: Dude I've got the muffin munchies
Joe: Yeah me too, I could use a blueberry muffin.
Mark: Nah man, I just talked to your sister and she told me that this evening, I could take a bite of her muffin. *makes slurping noise*
Joe:My sister?! I'll choke you asshole.
2.)Oh Boy! I saw a commercial of a peach muffin, and now I've got the muffin munchies!

by aleven12 December 23, 2014

Squiggle Muffin

A very cute/adorable person you just want to tackle and squeeze whenever you see them.

He was such a squiggle muffin when I saw him on the street.

I got excited when I saw that Squiggle Muffin walk into the room.

by Applepapplesaucer April 2, 2009

Gnome-muffin

A term ppl in online games like world of Warcraft use to describe a created female character of the gnome race that's sexy!

Hey did you see jewels created char? She created quite the gnome-muffin character!

by Hom2436 January 25, 2018

dud muffin

The opposite of a stud muffin.

That guy is a total dud muffin.

Are you going home with that guy?

Hell no, he's just a dud muffin.

by K8Poo & LZFingers May 30, 2011

Muffin Sponge

An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.

Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.

by Nitewatchin June 21, 2016