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Limp Muffin

A muffin used in place a of a cum sock. The muffin becomes limp after a while and can be thrown at a ceiling and will stick.
Hey Michael, is that a Limp Muffin up there?
Yeah brad! That’s my Limp Muffin from last week!
by Bepdaddy March 28, 2020
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Quaz Muffin

1. meaning a tard, idiot, dumb, stupid, or strangely freckled mammal.

2. a delicious muffin.
1. Man, he got a 1 on his test, what a Quaz Muffin.
2 i just ate a blueberry Quaz Muffin
by seklly January 25, 2011
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muffin balls

Little bite-sized (1.5cm x 1.5cm) balls of muffin. It is pieces of just muffin top baked into small balls.
Yo did you try lang's muffin balls?

Yeah man they were delicious!
by speens November 7, 2010
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Squiggle Muffin

A very cute/adorable person you just want to tackle and squeeze whenever you see them.
He was such a squiggle muffin when I saw him on the street.

I got excited when I saw that Squiggle Muffin walk into the room.
by Applepapplesaucer April 2, 2009
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Muffin Sponge

An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.
Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.
by Nitewatchin June 21, 2016
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Muffin Juggler

1. One who prefers intercourse with fat chicks.

2. Someone who has a habit of hooking up with fat women, whether preferred or not.
"Yo, check out that kid with all them fat chicks around him." -Bro 1

"Yeah, he's definitely a Muffin Juggler." -Bro 2
by Ecyr-B November 20, 2011
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Muffin Rocker

Muffin Rocker is,basically,someone who likes to fuck fat people,because they like the feeling of their rolls.
Guy-"Dude Your such a muffin rocker"
Guy 2-"I can't help it;I like how it feels"
by TaylorrPaigee August 16, 2009
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