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the volcanologist on the mountain

Someone who is in the middle of a situation who is in a position to know exactly what is or was going on.

Someone who is on the volcano would have a better idea if an eruption is about to happen versus someone who is away from the mountain.
I know exactly what happened yesterday. You weren't there. I was. I was the volcanologist on the mountain.
by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017
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Mountain Fever

When young virile men are sexually attracted to cougars - (older women).
Damn dawg, that 22 year old ginger boy is getting his dick wet hella deep in M.I.L.F. pussy; he must have Mountain Fever.
by Lehetinu September 26, 2021
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Bush Mountain

(n.) Used primarily with waking up. Generally, it is a girl with a unshaven pussy or beaver that has let it grow a little too much and thusly become a small mountain of pubic hair. Should be used with the adjective of color describing the girl's hair.
Coleman: Hey Vince, I didn't see you last night, what happened I thought you were my ride from the party?
Vince: Ahh Coleman man, I'm really sorry i woke up this morning in Brown Bush Mountain.
Coleman: Sara or Rachel?
Vince: Sara, man!
Coleman: ...I Understand completely...On a side note though...NICEEEEEEEEE
Vince: I KNOW RIGHT?
(High Five)
by VMcG May 31, 2011
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mountain downing

A way to be all encompassing of alpine downhill sports. As it is uninclusive to say hey let's go skiing when others snowboard.
Person 1: hey let's go skiing
Person 2: excuse me, I snowboard

1: oh I'm sorry bud, let's go mountain downing
by adjectivesnoonoo January 28, 2018
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Mountain Lion

A woman in her 50s or older trying hard to score younger men while pretending to be younger than she is ie. The next stage of being a Cougar
Its 2am and there's a Mountain Lion on the hunt... She's out for mount'n younger men and lie'n about her age... a Mountain Lion.
by Incorrigible_66 October 4, 2021
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Mountain Mead

The pinnacle of yeast broth technology, also referred to as toilet wine. Most likely marketed using a logo designed on MS Paint or Word.
A-“Hey squire do you want my home brew toilet wine?”
B-“No chief I don’t want your mountain mead”
by El pene November 9, 2018
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Strawberry mountain

by Oh my merlin May 27, 2021
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