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Soggy Mittens

When you shove both hands up a females vagina/Anal/Pisshole to keep them warm, usually sleeptime but can be during intercourse in winter or cold conditions.
Hey babe, can I warm my Soggy Mittens up in your hole?
by NoblessJohnny October 20, 2010
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Mittenhead

Cult followers of Mitt Romney who will follow him off a cliff if he jumps.
The Mittenheads were there to greet the candidate.
by KensleyS February 12, 2012
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mittens

A term used to describe tits. When a group of people is in search of getting some or wanting to see boobs they use this term.
"I need mittens tonight." Blake
"Dude, calm down. Mittens will eventually pan out, maybe not tonight, but mittens usually occurs." Aidan
by MittenMaster May 17, 2011
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Bitch mittens

When you're running wide open trying to complete a goal or event, or even go to a party, one of your buddies decides to not show up and is scared of fun.
Jesus, Scott, get your bitch mittens off and try to have some fun once in a while!
by Kingsly9 February 23, 2017
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Mittens

a name usually used to refer to scene kids.
best used when scene kids are spotted in the city and people want to judge them and laugh at them
but want to use a code word.
so they use mittens!
"omg look at those mittens, they've got hell ugly piercings!"
by shlambam. January 24, 2009
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Bitch Mittens

A perjorative term for regulation boxing gloves, especially in the context of bare-knuckle pugilism.
This is a real boxing bout- no Bitch Mittens allowed.
by The_JDH November 5, 2012
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awkward mittens

level 2 in the "Levels of Awkward". Mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. I mean, think about it...essentially, you're left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in space. Awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.
An example of an awkward mittens moment:

When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."
by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007
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