What over 60% of internet porn purports to be about.
Shaky camera? Check.
Hipster chick? Check.
Sociopathic video description? Double-check.
Ex.; "exgf_brutaly_fucked_in_her_slutt_pussy.mpg,"; "watch_my_ex-girlfriend_pounded_by_13incock.avi"
Hipster chick? Check.
Sociopathic video description? Double-check.
Ex.; "exgf_brutaly_fucked_in_her_slutt_pussy.mpg,"; "watch_my_ex-girlfriend_pounded_by_13incock.avi"
by vinman11 March 2, 2010
Get the ex-girlfriend mug.Long story short, when an insecure girl overreacts and gets extremely jealous because her man is talking to another girl, even if just casual. The girl suffering from Jealous Girlfriend Syndrome usually does not have a whole lot of trust in her man, otherwise she wouldn't overreact so much. In some cases, a girl suffering from Jealous Girlfriend Syndrome (JGS) will freak out if another girl even looks in the general direction of her man.
Susie: "Yeah, I got on Myspace this morning and had a message from Tina who was freaking out because I exchanged comments with her boyfriend."
Chadwick: "Eh, she's just suffering from a bad case of Jealous Girlfriend Syndrome."
Chadwick: "Eh, she's just suffering from a bad case of Jealous Girlfriend Syndrome."
by Kaptain Kangeroo May 3, 2009
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The kind of music you listen to only because your girlfriend (or any girl(s) you like) does. When your macho friends flip through your record collection and quizzically ask why you have this winsome indie-pop record mixed in with your slovenly punk or your metal or whatever else you bro down to with your dude friends, "girlfriend rock" is the excuse you give. If they continue to make fun of you, ask them why they never get any? Or do they really enjoy jugga-lette hookups that much?
Dude 1: "What are these doing in your glove box...Blank Dogs? Belle and Sebastian???"
Dude 2: "Oh, that's what my girlfriend likes to listen to."
Dude 1: "You don't actually like this shit, do you?"
Dude 2: "Actually...for girlfriend rock, you can do a lot worse. Have you heard Real Estate?"
Dude 2: "Oh, that's what my girlfriend likes to listen to."
Dude 1: "You don't actually like this shit, do you?"
Dude 2: "Actually...for girlfriend rock, you can do a lot worse. Have you heard Real Estate?"
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Get the Girlfriend mug.A doujinshi about two guys, Kanata and Takkun. Takkun gets rejected all his life so his friend Kanata helps him by pretending to be his girlfriend. Things go sideways real fast as they caught feelings for each other.
Ice cream isn't what's written in the script... the correct line is "want me to play pretend girlfriend now?"
A few minutes later
Let's rub our dicks together.
A few minutes later
Let's rub our dicks together.
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