minisoapism

The famous creator of the Gerard way piss fic. It can also be used as a word for when you buy a mini soap bottle and fill it to the brim with spiced rum and chug it at a bar

Painbrush: holy fucking shit jerry that mans drinking straight up soap like a legend

Jerry: sigh

Jerry: it’s a trick called minisoapism, he filled it with something else

by ghastlycadaver July 29, 2021

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Minimum dating age

Learned this from game theory lol.
It's half your age + 7
Which is 14 for me
I assume the maximum is double - 7
Which makes mine 21

Chart:
7: 7 to 10 and a half
8: 9 to 11
9: 11 to 11 and a half
10: 12 to 13
11: 12 and a half to 15
12: 13 to 17
13: 13 and a half to 19
14: you know from above
15: 14 and a half to 23
16: 15 to 25
17: 15 and a half to 27
18: 16 to 29
19: 16 and a half to 31
20: 17 to 33
21: 17 and a half to 35
22: 18 to 37
23: 18 and a half to 39
24: 19 to 41
25: 19 and a half to 43
26: 20 to 45
27: 20 and a half to 47
28: 21 to 49
29: 21 and a half to 51
30: 22 to 53
31: 22 and a half to 55
32: 23 to 57
33: 23 and a half to 59
34: 24 to 61
35: 24 and a half to 63
36: 25 to 65
37: 25 and a half to 67
38: 26 to 69
39: 26 and a half to 71
40: 27 to 73
41: 27 and a half to 75
42: 28 to 77
43: 28 and a half to 79
44: 29 to 81
45: 29 and a half to 83
46: 30 to 85
47: 30 and a half to 87
48: 31 to 89
49: 31 and a half to 91
50: 32 to 93
51: 32 and a half to 95
52: 33 to 97
53: 33 and a half to 99
54: 34 to dead (I consider 100 max age, so if ur max dating age surpasses this, u r officially old)
55: 34 and a half to dead
56: 35 to dead
57: 35 and a half to dead
58: 36 to dead
59: 36 and a half to dead
60: 37 to dead
61: 37 and a half to dead
62: 38 to dead
63: 38 and a half to dead
64: 39 to dead
65: 39 and a half to dead
66: 40 to dead
67: 40 and a half to dead
68: 41 to dead
69: 41 and a half to dead

Bro I'm 24, what's my minimum dating age?
19, brutha

by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021

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Minimallennial

A person who is approximately the minimal age at which one can still be reasonably considered a member of the Millennial Generation, but beyond the maximum age at which one is capable of relating to Zoomers sufficiently enough to be considered a Zillennial.
If talking to most Zoomers makes you feel like an out of touch fossil pretending to hip with the youths, but talking to elder Millennials makes you feel like three toddlers in a trenchcoat pretending to be a grownup, you're a Minimallennial.

As much as I miss Vine, I am just way too much of a Minimallennial to download TikToK. Besides, any TikToks worth watching eventually end up on my Tumblr dash anyway

by Ughhseriouslywow September 27, 2021

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