midnight wormhole

when your dog in the background making erodic noises wile you stick 3 metal or steel bars up your anus in the midnight

bro u lowkey tryna get a midnight wormhole

by ughhhhh February 20, 2018

Midnight Slushies

A booty call that takes place in the parking lot of a 7/11

Rafi asked me if I wanted to go get midnight slushies with him.

by Ritanitatita March 4, 2018

MidNightKnight_

A self-proclaimed holiday declared by the lemon community here on TehSecretGeeks Signed by all teh noodles and bowties and squids. As it has been said that May 24th is to be the day of MidnightKnights, starting at Midnight (Kappa) and Ending at Midnight the following day, We shall never know the true story on how this holiday has come about butt we shall celebrate and enjoy all the purposefully kept in typos and misspelling XD

Someone just pulled a MidNightKnight_ making Geek let out Niagra falls, don't worry its tears of joy

by ScarletteEclipse May 25, 2019

Midnight Harry

Getting a super awesome handy from someone with very hairy and ape-like knuckles. This has been known to cause immediate release from the softness of the knuckle hair.

I met John last night, and after a few tequila shots, he gave me a Midnight Harry in the bathroom style. Slept like a baby that night.

by ChickenPho October 13, 2019

midnight honey

Honey which is given in the middle of the night, when showing up unexpectedly at another person's house and waking them. It is done to try to make friends with somebody, but normally is an ineffective strategy.

Rachmaninoff tried to give Stravinsky midnight honey, what a legend.

We should dedicate a tv show to giving out midnight honey and recording people's reactions

by DouglasAdamPuddle June 20, 2020

midnight Lila

Midnight Lila is a term referring to the Lila you attempt to interact with after around 11 o'clock at night. Midnight Lila is prone to insulting you in ways that daytime Lila had never even considered...and, therefore, is much more interesting.

"You're talking to midnight Lila. What did you expect?"

by Kristoff Bjorgman July 23, 2020

Midnight DJ

Another term for female masturbation, with it's name based off of the hand movements of a DJ spinning records and both usually occur late at night, hence midnight dj.

Becky: well since Tom is going drinking with the boys tonight, looks like I'll just be with the midnight dj then.

*Sighs*

by Sadprotienshake November 28, 2020