Miami

A popular city in Florida near the beach, and its inhabitants include masked schizo mom-loving murderers, some simp vigilantes and even the Russian mafia. (Yes, this is a Hotline Miami reference)

Yo, wanna go to Miami?
Hell nah! Do you think I want to get jumped by the Russians?!

by Chuli-P November 15, 2023

Miami

Man, it is taking the death-bots a minute to get up here, innit? Shit... How long ago were they in Argentina? Had to have been like a month or 2... This is taking forever. I should have done the nanobot Alucard body FIRST... And THEN the death-bots... I don't know, it- I did this shit entirely backwards....

Hym "Yeah, create A.I., IMMEDIATE nanobot-Alucard body, consciousness transfer (I don't know why I though supplanting my cells one at a time was a good idea. That was fucking retarded), death-bot army, seize Jennifer Lawrence, capture Jordan Peterson... Put him in, like, a bird cage or something.... Conquer all of the countries... Build my slut-tower... Clone Megyn Kelly... Breed some some kind of mount... Like a bear-moose... Or and alligator-elk... Something with horns... Ummm... Obviously get carried around on a Xerxes thrown... I mean, it's a good plan. It's a good plan... Did it in the wrong order... Death-bots are taking FOREVER to get here... Where they at now? Miami? Yeah, this shit sucks..."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2024

Young Miami Hittas

Y.M.H is a Gang based in Miami Dade mostly Young people who are gangsters.

Big YOUNG MIAMI HITTAS SHI

by Shersher19 January 26, 2024

Miami pax

The best plug in all of miami

“Oh my god this shit gasss u must have got it from Miami pax!!!”

by Dadenicalsks November 20, 2023

Miami coffee

Cocaine.

Hey, you tired? I have coffee. Miami coffee. Got a state?

by Hadita December 1, 2023

Miami Springs Middle School

A school where there's a lot of drug addicts, wannabe gangsters, annoying nerdy kids, and RHLM fanatics, the school with the best fights, riots, and snacks being sold, vapes, weed, etc. when you join this school, you automatically become an RHLM fan or a wannabe gangster.

Jacob: Yo you heard David joined Miami Springs Middle School
Christopher: Yeah man, he is such a crackhead RHLM fan now.

by thpseudonym July 8, 2023

Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.

Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"

by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023