messy jay

A name some might be called due to accusations , FALSE accusations that is

-Hey mom can I go to jays house

-You mean MESSY JAYS house?

by Messy Jay. June 19, 2023

Messi

A piece of shit who relies on Eibar
It's used in place of words like shit, poo and ass

The baby did a Messi in his diaper

by Jegtfgh November 24, 2021

[Messy]

Meens to fail or to trip balls of a substance

Example 1

Bill: Man last night on those dingers were fucked
Jim: Yer man you were tripping
Bill: Yer i Pulled a Messy

Example 2:

Jim: Man last night was the biggest messy

by Gertfag January 1, 2009

Messy willy

pegging after taking a laxative

Man i havent walked right since that messy willy.

by Jerry mayn June 28, 2020

Messy Brunch

The Messy Brunch just merely the act of pissing on another person's face. It fits in with the rest of the "Messy Meal" family. See: Messy Dinner/Lunch/Breakfast. This is a mere taste, similar to an appetizer for the main dish/meal.

Dammmmn, that guy got a messy brunch yesterday, it got him all wet and drippy.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

messy camel

The act of pulling out just in time and cumming on the womans genitals also known as the "Ole' bust and clean"

Yeah homie i gave that bitch a messy camel

by Lando? June 14, 2016

nitty messi

the absolute pinochle of the human form, nitty messi is god tier. he plays for crewe alex and he’s so sick, he carried us to the top of the league, and we’re so far up there, you cant even see us. and it’s definitely not because we’re not in the league.

pagan: if god is real, then prove it
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints

pagan: say less

by callum everal April 10, 2021