Person 1: have you heard of Melanie Martinez? Person 2: in the void in the void in the void in the void...........
by Abisexualotter February 9, 2025
Get the Melanie Martinezmug. The most bitchin couple there is. He is sexy ass man and she is a gorgeous, bootyful woman on the streets, and a Beast Master and Sex Panther kinky lovers in the sheets. These two youngins reconnected after a few years that are on the same wave length and fit together like two puzzle pieces, we fill the missing piece in each others hearts. We tend to get lost in each others beautiful eyes and incredible minds. It is common to catch the other secretly sniffing their partners hair. Melanie has a black choker necklace; she is the wild card that manages to catch her man by surprise at least three times a week, or night *wink wink*, has the deadly combination of beauty, humor, mystery, and whimsical personality. Bryce is the man of her dreams and the best damn thing to have happened to Melanie. He treats her like a queen and never lets her think she deserves anything less, he has shown her what it is like to truly be wanted, adored, and loved. She will always be safe in his strong muscular arms, and he will never let her down. He continuously brings a happiness to her life that was never there before, he is the man that she has been looking for her whole life and can make her laugh no matter the circumstances. Also, he doesn't punch her in the face. These two will always find an adventure to take on together and will always find something to love about the other, they'll never get bored with each other. And they have bomb ass sex. Yall should be jealous.
damn, have you ever seen a couple like Bryce and Melanie? those two are the definition of my relationship goals.
i bet that Bryce and Melanie have bomb ass sex!
i bet that Bryce and Melanie have bomb ass sex!
by raehargett March 7, 2017
Get the bryce and melaniemug. by Takuachita Mel December 29, 2021
Get the melanie cuellar garciamug. Either the sweetest and most gentle girl you will ever meet or the most two-faced, conniving, narcissistic bitch in the galaxy. Both variants will put up a front of being kind and caring so you won't know which one they are until you inevitably get fucked over.
Person 1: I'm thinking of inviting Melanie on the trip with us.
Person 2: Wait, Melanie A. or Melanie T.?
Person 1: Melanie T.
Person 2: Oh thank god, I hate Melanie A.
Person 2: Wait, Melanie A. or Melanie T.?
Person 1: Melanie T.
Person 2: Oh thank god, I hate Melanie A.
by 2cool2paytaxes July 4, 2023
Get the Melaniemug. 
The best friend you didn't know you needed.
Melany get over it he don't want you
by Juneyjune November 12, 2022
Get the Melanymug. an alcoholic who has a good music taste. she's very beautiful and she loves to diss a girl named s... she thinks that romania is better than albania but melanie is also most of the time wrong.
daaamn melanie
by rmnug January 2, 2017
Get the Melaniemug.