Melanie

she is the reincarnation of an death angel her main goal is to drain all the energy out of your soul

her most dangerous weapon is boredom she will bore you till you'd wish you was dead making you wanna kill yourself

this only applies to a Melanie who is German and/or geography teacher
billy: she so annoying

Spiderman: typical Melanie

Melanie: heil hitler heheheheh
billy: aha............
by dedediewie April 20, 2022
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Melanie

Melanie is the type of girl who is really funny and laughs a lot about talk to random stuff. she has a lot of brain rot in her. She’s the type of person who gets really red like Mr. Gallagher. She is the type of girl who would have 2 - 5 friends. she is an evil hacker. She is a good stalker. she has a small family. She is really nice and love, Takis. She likes to use a lot of gel on her hair. she’s also Hispanic girl and pretty and she is good at soccer.
Melanie is a monkey
by M6 mom December 15, 2024
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melanie

she is a kind-hearted girl who loves her best friend Hannah she is very bad at love and romance she loves her cats and is great at growing pimple beards
dude 1: man that girl is hot and look at that pimple beard

dude 2 : she must be a melanie
by babby mango April 19, 2022
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Melanie

Is that Melanie? She’s so lame.
by Viktorlolzz December 25, 2023
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Melanie

She is really pretty. She can be goofy at sometimes as fuck and really funny. But she can be REALLY brain rotted. She is really short but that’s the best thing about her. She can pull anyone she wants. She has a 2-6 friend group most of the time. She is a Hispanic girl with a small family. She plays soccer. Her outfits always eat and she has braces.
Whas gud Melanie
by M6 mom December 15, 2024
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Melanie

Melanie is shy but when you get to know her she is crazy! She loves messing around with people and having a great time. She overthinks A LOT but don’t let that stop you from being her friend.
Dude 1: Woah, who’s that?
Dude 2: Dude that’s Melanie!
Dude 1: Damn she’s hot!
Dude 2: I call dibs
by yo mamaz manz November 21, 2021
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Melani Heiwajima

Literally the prettiest girl alive, language is not developed enough to describe it.
Have you heard of Melani Heiwajima :O
by Nazko June 19, 2023
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