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Meat Cleavered

To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.
Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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Nigga meat

A non-black woman who actively seeks relationships with any black man that she feels will give her some type of acceptance or credibility... i.e. Kim, Khloe and Kylie Kardashian, Iggy Azaela, Jennifer Lopez etc
Can't even imagine the number of negroes that have run through, up and in Iggy Azalea's cant-rap-drawls...she nigga meat fo' sho'...
by Sound of a Clock Ticking December 2, 2018
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Vegetable meat

Long lose lips of the pussy that stays constantly wet. Also referred to as veggie meat. Front butt flaps.
Spread you legs so I can chew on your veggie meat.

I'm feeling thirsty pull that front butt out an whip that vegetable meat on my tongue.
by Hillbilly mafia June 27, 2018
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Grind the meat!!!

1) An expression of satisfaction, especially when you've accomplished something big. Equivalent to "That's what I'm talking about!!".

2) One way of catcalling.
Hot chick walks by, and you yell "Grind the meat!!!".

3) What Mr. Trump did to Grandma Hillary's beef curtains.

4) Essentially anything else you might deem appropriate. There is actually no wrong incorrectto use this phrase.
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Meat Flog

A rough, vigorous hand job simultaneously performed while repeatedly smacking the testicles with a small bamboo cane.
She strapped a ball gag in my mouth and began giving me a meat flog. What a day it was with my step mom.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
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Meat Pacifier

The old cock and balls. Sure to pacify and satisfy that hungry mouth and quiet one down to sounds of soft suckling and quiet coos of satisfaction.
The girl was a little too talkative last night so I gave her the meat pacifier. She was quite content thereafter till I nutted up her chin real good.
by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017
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penis meat

The actual substance that makes up the Penis and is the tastiest part. Commonly referred to as the shaft.
by Bigbrownnigger420 January 17, 2018
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