mats balcke

Blue Emo head, introvert with aggresionproblems

"wow that's a Mats Balcke!"

by kreidark February 17, 2017

Dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.

After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

Mat

If a person is very gullible, stubborn and annoying. You call them a Mat. A Mat is someone who typically doesn’t listen to you or hear you out. They’re likely to make bad decisions due to their stubbornness.

Person 1:Bro just listen to me and stop being a Mat!
Person 2:Bro shut up. I’m going to click the link it’s not gonna do anything.

Person 1:YOU WILL GET HACKED
Person 2:Idc, I’m gonna test it out.

by Disor August 12, 2022

jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face

Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!

by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009

matted hair

Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.

"Man that kid needs to cut their hair, it's so matted and no one wants MATTED HAIR

by Who resembles God April 6, 2021

Mat

Just a chill dude who likes ducks. (He is really jealous of Ben the duck overlord)

oh hey, its mat. he's a cool guy.

by The Blarg Man May 10, 2024

Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.

Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

by nellie shoots February 6, 2012