March 22nd

My birthday.

Yay it's my birthday, March 22nd

by Ifidiesoon March 22, 2021

March 23

Give the ugliest guy at school head

Damn its March 23rd i better give Jerry some head

by bigduckenergy October 18, 2019

march 29

a sexy man that pulls all the girls and lives in virginia

march 29 right

by guclfvjjik October 18, 2019

march 25

Commonly recognized as the day All Evil was Formed and sent shooting into the universe in its own calculated and cruel big bang. Positively the worst day in all of history. Any and All born this day are known to have a unfathomable amount of evil and cruelty. Males are neither hideous nor beautiful, but a awkward in between to to confuse anyone or thing they may attach themselves to. Females often stunningly beautiful. Cunning and arrogant are two words that may describe March 25 born creatures. If you bear a child this day you may consider therapy from a early start for yourself, as you may feel the child is deliberately trying to aggravate, and critique you from birth (which it is) to help you cope.
Day of Death, Pain and Suffering.

Doctor : I'm so sorry, your baby is Due March 25 th.
Mother: ( tears roll down face and whimpers) "why?, why....?"
Father: (drops down in knees and wails loudly) "KHAAAAN!!!!"

by air_22 May 4, 2014

march 29th

the 29th of march is national eat your best friends ass after they had a shit day

veit: hey what's up bro
Jake: just took a mean shit my man
Veit: wait what? don't you know that it's march 29th?
Jake: oh SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
Veit: No worries bro just lemme clean you up real quick🤙

by Les Steiger October 15, 2019

March 28

March 28 is the day were all the hottest and cutest guys are born . If you’re born on this day you are the luckiest person on earth girls that are born on this day are OK but the boys are so cute!!! If you were a boy born on this day you have the hottest girlfriend. If your looking this up it’s probably your birthday or your friends

Girl 1: he’s so hot

Girl 2: yeah, he was born on March 28th

Girl 1: that makes sense

by Carebear2007 November 3, 2019

March 28

Its a international good Day be happy and smile

Be happy today it is march 28!

by Yeetimacow February 11, 2020