Markleyed

Being under the influence of alcohol to the point where you can no longer stand up straight, mostly mumble, scream out fraternity chants at the top of your lungs and eventually pass out either on the floor of a bathroom or in a storage closet.

Dude, Mike got totally Markleyed. He fell UP the stairs then slept in the kitchen storage closet. Great night.

by Snarfed July 1, 2009

Marble-Dick

When there is a pimple on your pp.

I had quite the marble-dick in highschool

by Yourmomjkyouradopted December 9, 2015

monkey marbles

A slang name for the popular drinking game Beer Pong. Usually said in a thick Manchester Accent.

Oi, mates, anyone up fer a game a' monkey marbles!

by themobe27 June 11, 2009

Blob Marley

Smokin while on the loo

gary - "im just gonna take the joint im going for a Blob Marley"
kevin- "you cunt"

by sfgaesdfs March 12, 2016

The Jenna marbles syndrome

The urge to always fuck your self up

First person:What happened to her/him? *points at a person with fucked up hair/face
Second person:oh she has the Jenna marbles syndrome

by What the fuck Richard August 17, 2018

marbles

Drugs. To use drugs.

Stay away from that guy... He does marbles.

by Dreben_2097 May 24, 2005

Marble Ceiling

The act of a male who is at the climax of receiving oral sex aiming the ejaculation at the roof of his givers mouth.

Boy, I just gave that ho a major Marble Ceiling.

by Mack Daddy 1 February 8, 2007