Maggies is a person/thing that tells stories that are completely made up and tells so many lies that they actually believe themselves and use these stories and lies to look for attention and friends
by Hopes1096 October 24, 2018

Usually chill sometimes, known to snake, be careful with the rage built up in them. Horny. Pulls off a smile so fake you think it'd be really. Don't worry though. "Maggie"s are either fully compatible or completely incompatible.
Man 1 - She gotta phat ass!
Man 2 - Wait til she gets closer
Maggie - Waddup, these jeans barely fit
Man 1 - Wass good mama
Man 2 - "Im not starting that again!"*Runs away*
Man 2 - Wait til she gets closer
Maggie - Waddup, these jeans barely fit
Man 1 - Wass good mama
Man 2 - "Im not starting that again!"*Runs away*
by Midgetmuthafuka January 27, 2019

by Bombingbob October 19, 2023

Maggie is a short, evil overlord who only wants to conquer. She will attempt to walk over everyone in her path, but she will come just short of it (literally). Her trauma from being vertically challenged left her to live a vile life of greed and anger. Maggie is just a chill guy who laughs a lot, and is very interested in starting an evil empire to morph the human population to her will.
by your-biggest-hater June 11, 2025

The greatest gaming magazine ever. Invented by Chris O’Neill. Every review says “he sure knows how to” or “sure doesn’t know how to.”
by maklunky August 3, 2023

haley's bestfriend, a sexy ass mf whos a badass. smokes weed and vapes, she enjoys riding her bike around with her bestfriend haley, loves getting in trouble
by hayhayswrld February 6, 2022
