Yogurt mule

A person or persons who use their anal passage to transfer illegal or contraband into jail or prison. Also they can be existing inmate that transfers items form cell block or from cell to cell. They can be an inmate or a vistor.

An inmate will hide and transfer drugs by using his anal passage to contain the drugs from being found are called a yogurt mule. Often inmates are forced to spread their ass cheeks apart and searched for such items.

by malici January 05, 2011

Mule Cunt

The cunt of a mule.

Slang for: Someone who is extremely lazy and also smells like a cunt.

"Coleman said that mfr is a mule cunt."

Gosh I cant stand that guy, He is such a "mule cunt".

by CSMCOLEMAN August 24, 2022

Mine Mule

A Man/Woman who goes into mines (UN-Authorized) and starts to mine but keeps valuables and potentially steal from other people

I Heard There Is A Mine Mule Here!

by Terminal-ator May 27, 2025

cookie mule

Using a person to smuggle cookies from one region to another. This is common in countries that put a premium on certain types of cookies/biscuits such as the USA with McVites Digestives

Why pay $5 when I can have a cookie mule like Frank bring them back for $1

by EverythingElseHasBeenTake August 28, 2018

Mule

The act of only giving half the effort that you could be giving. To "half ass" something.

You cannot just go out there and mule everything, if you want to succeed.

by Totramo June 03, 2020

Mule

Homely women one coerces into sexual congress to satisfy long standing sexual frustration, usually at 2:00 am after 7 shots of tequila

Pedro took that mule home last night and in the morning hid in his own closet till she finally left.

by Sixgun March 11, 2018

Mule

To look at someone side eyed, not turning one’s head, able to be utilized generally, but more likely derogatorily.

She muled you as you walked past, does she not like you? Why’d you mule him like that?

by Glitterma May 06, 2020