Limp Muffin

A muffin used in place a of a cum sock. The muffin becomes limp after a while and can be thrown at a ceiling and will stick.

Hey Michael, is that a Limp Muffin up there?
Yeah brad! That’s my Limp Muffin from last week!

by Bepdaddy March 29, 2020

muffin squat

When a woman "Teabags"

Woman defeats someone, Positions herself over their face and Squats. "Muffin Squat"

by Tim Rambo January 04, 2014

Muffin Fest

large group of women hanging out together without men (female equivalent of a sausage fest).

We're you at Abby's party last week? Total muffin fest, not a guy in sight

by dimrod80 June 15, 2013

muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.

"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

Squiggle Muffin

A very cute/adorable person you just want to tackle and squeeze whenever you see them.

He was such a squiggle muffin when I saw him on the street.

I got excited when I saw that Squiggle Muffin walk into the room.

by Applepapplesaucer April 03, 2009

Quaz Muffin

1. meaning a tard, idiot, dumb, stupid, or strangely freckled mammal.

2. a delicious muffin.

1. Man, he got a 1 on his test, what a Quaz Muffin.
2 i just ate a blueberry Quaz Muffin

by seklly January 25, 2011

dud muffin

The opposite of a stud muffin.

That guy is a total dud muffin.

Are you going home with that guy?

Hell no, he's just a dud muffin.

by K8Poo & LZFingers May 05, 2011