Mountain of weed

A literal pile of weed.
If you can hide an average-sized dog under your weed, you have a mountain of weed.

Ayo, let's go to Wiz Khalifa's this Saturday, I hear he ordered a mountain of weed and he's willing to share.

by TheChairHugger November 9, 2013

Meat Mountain

A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.

Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."

by UnusualInsanity June 16, 2023

Fuck Mountain

The promised land...

We've made it brethren. To our future, to our salvation, to Fuck Mountain.

by SnugisLurp July 22, 2021

Mountain Mead

The pinnacle of yeast broth technology, also referred to as toilet wine. Most likely marketed using a logo designed on MS Paint or Word.

A-“Hey squire do you want my home brew toilet wine?”
B-“No chief I don’t want your mountain mead”

by El pene November 9, 2018

Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son

Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???

by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

Strawberry mountain

Your dumb as hell.

Strawberry mountain.

by Oh my merlin May 27, 2021

Mountain Peaks

When a woman is laying on her back, and her nipples are perky and upright resembling the peak of two mountains-in some cases three.

"Hey Janet just passed out drunk on the floor!"
"So what?"
"The AC is cranked up! Mountain peaks!"
"The hell is wrong with you?"

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012