metrosexuals

Males who are concerned with their looks more than the average female. A metrosexual generally takes a signifigant amount of time in the bathroom "grooming" themselves before going out. They often get quite upset or even aggressive when their hair is touched, and refuse to go outside in the rain. Spiked bleached hair and tan skin is common among metrosexuals, but it is not necessary. A metrosexual can be gay, but they often are not.

Also called prettyboy, fruity, or foppish.

Those guys with the Mark McGrath haircuts are such metrosexuals!

by Mr.3d PHD March 3, 2008

memosexual

1) A person who is sexually interested in only themselves.

2) A person with a vibrator and far, far too much time on their hands.

I'm not Bi, Straight, or Gay: I'm memosexual.

by Monna Sakura October 1, 2007

metasexual

The word metasexual is based upon the premise that the physical body, the physical world, and the physical act of sex are illusions. This word refers to the hidden fields of sexuality that are above and beyond the physicality of sexual nature and activity. The coming together and co-mingling of two energetic magnetic bodies for the purpose of metasexual activity will inherently be perceived in the physical world only as a physical act or random spontaneous movements, increased breathing, random vocalization and intonation. However, the two energetic fields that involved in the experience of this connection will perceive it as something spiritual, emotional, physical, and utterly life changing. These individuals will no longer be satisfied with sex purely on a physical level, as their consciousness is transformed and awakened to something higher and deeper both within themselves and the core of humanity. These individuals will make better choices concerning potential partners, and will change their behaviors effortlessly to ones that are more conducive to peaceful and loving relationships.

"Metasexuality transformed the core of my being."

"Two metasexuals came together to transform and awaken."

"My sexual life took a turn when I began to perceive a metalsexual life."

by Dr. Kristopher February 26, 2008

meteorsexual

First thought to be a misspelling of metro-sexual; however,
it is now believed this little-used term can mean:

1) Someone whose sexuality involves hot, fiery, brilliant streaks of all-consuming, high-flying acrobatics with an emphasis on the impact. OR,

2) (In-comprehensive to me) Having sex while falling from the sky; as with parachute or in free-fall. <?!>

EXAMPLE 1:
"Melissa is not only a flexible gymnast and championship ballroom dancer, but she's a full-on METEORSEXUAL. I didn't know what livin' was before I met her."

EXAMPLE 2:
"Hey Joe, I heard that group of jumpers (parachutists) you took up yesterday was part of a Meteorsexual Club. Word?"

by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006

Hetrosexual

A dumbass that thinks they know how to spell heterosexual

Kyle texted me that he was "hetrosexual" after I called him gay, lmao that dumbass

by VilteKes July 1, 2019

meterosexual

A man who is heterosexual, and yet is very feminine. Someone who is meterosexual can sometimes be mistaken for a person who is homosexual, because it is a stereotypical beleif that gay men are "feminine,"

"Hey, I'm not meterosexual, I just like to shop!" exclaimed Jonas.

by Katy December 25, 2003

metro-sexual

metro sexual is a modern enlighted, sort of renaissance man. Secure and confident, capable and cool, typically well educated and stylish. Heterosexual with a twist,not gay by any means,but he prob. has a few gay friends,can easily be mistaken for gay by rednecks and jock types. the only straight guy in a fabric store or antique shop who is not being dragged there by a woman.

the men who actually watch Queer Eye for style tips

by cbyerchic February 12, 2005