Oh, I'm such a happy Chewbacca! 

Overcome with joy / laughter. When one can hardly finish a sentence because they are overcome with such an intense instance of said joy / laughter.

"Like I said-ahahahahah-AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA-0000HHHHH-no, really-AAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-OOOOOHHHHHH-WOOOO- Oh, I'm such a happy Chewbacca!

Oh, I'm such a happy Chewbacca! by CreativeBeard May 21, 2016

I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not... 

Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.

Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not... by Ditno September 26, 2011

I'm in a box

When your life is extremely busy, and all you want is to go to Plant City, FL for the strawberry fest, but all you can accomplish is to walk a line and a curve for days because you can't even get your shoe laces in right. Every time you get up, you get stuck like a turtle and then get your ass smacked and your only reaction is blurting out "baklava". In reality, all you need is another shot of whiskey. . . Yaaaa!

"I'm in a box. Let me out, Let me out"

I'm in a box by stucklikeaturtle March 4, 2013

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A 

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A by xCascade October 21, 2010

Sike! I'm not a Rappa 

When you dishin' out some dick but you really need a piss Yell "IM GUNNA CUM," so she turns round and gets her face close to your dick and yell at the top of your lungs "SIKE IM NOT A RAPPA" and then piss all over her face

Her: oh my god your fuckin me so gud
Me: TURN ROUND SLUT IM GUNNA CUM
*she turns round*
Me: SIKE! I'M NOT A RAPPA
*pisses all up in her shit*

Sike! I'm not a Rappa by Fiisch June 25, 2017

I'm not a slut line 

Where a woman, presumably a slut, makes an assertion, either verbally or by actions, towards her lack of promiscuity during the course of a sexual act with a complete stranger.

Dude, she was sucking on his dick five minutes after meeting him and was then uncomfortable with removing her bra as he was moving too fast, thats a I'm not a slut line if i ever heard one.

I'm not a slut line by Slaalaikum August 20, 2009

I'm have a pussy 

A misspeaking of the phrase "I don't have a pussy" as featured on the CollegeHumor series Jake and Amir.

Amir: Last time I checked, I'm have a pussy.
Jake: What?
Amir: I said I don't have a pussy!

Jake: No you didn't.

I'm have a pussy by MilkTorture July 3, 2021