by YoCoolnigga May 23, 2011
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An abbreviation of Minor Authority Figure In Action.
Somebody with a small ammount of power that lets it go to their heads and takes it very seriously. They actually enjoy using their tiny piece of power to cause upset in other peoples lives and were nearly always bullied at school. Commonly found spouting such gems as "I dont make the rules.." and "I'd love to help you."
These people include Traffic wardens, bouncers, security guards and the adolecent managers of McDonalds restraunts.
An abbreviation of Minor Authority Figure In Action.
Somebody with a small ammount of power that lets it go to their heads and takes it very seriously. They actually enjoy using their tiny piece of power to cause upset in other peoples lives and were nearly always bullied at school. Commonly found spouting such gems as "I dont make the rules.." and "I'd love to help you."
These people include Traffic wardens, bouncers, security guards and the adolecent managers of McDonalds restraunts.
Bouncer: "Sorry mate no trainers."
Kev : "But that Guy just went in with trainers on."
Bouncer: "Sorry mate I dont make the rules"
Kev : "Well can I just go in and tell my mates I cant get in?"
Bouncer: "No"
Kev : "Ooooooo, Hark at the M.A.F.I.A."
Traffic Warden: "Im going to have to issue you with a ticket."
Dave : "What? The Meter ran out less than a minute ago!"
T.W : "Im sorry mate I dont make the rules."
Dave : "Fucking M.A.F.I.A"
Kev : "But that Guy just went in with trainers on."
Bouncer: "Sorry mate I dont make the rules"
Kev : "Well can I just go in and tell my mates I cant get in?"
Bouncer: "No"
Kev : "Ooooooo, Hark at the M.A.F.I.A."
Traffic Warden: "Im going to have to issue you with a ticket."
Dave : "What? The Meter ran out less than a minute ago!"
T.W : "Im sorry mate I dont make the rules."
Dave : "Fucking M.A.F.I.A"
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Phil- Dude have you ever been to a F.M.L.?
Bill- Na man but i hear its better than vegas!
Phil- You have no idea.
Bill- How do you get there?
Phil- You have to get past Rosetta Stoned.
Bill- Damn.
Phil- Real talk.
Bill- Na man but i hear its better than vegas!
Phil- You have no idea.
Bill- How do you get there?
Phil- You have to get past Rosetta Stoned.
Bill- Damn.
Phil- Real talk.
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Man, I got one problem with one girl and another problem with another girl and I might be held back in high school...man F.M.I.T.B.
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You:mhh,Mincraft is better
Mom: what are you playing? M or F?
You: I'm playing Fortnite mom!
Mom:Its been three weeks! Go to study!
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Mom: what are you playing? M or F?
You: I'm playing Fortnite mom!
Mom:Its been three weeks! Go to study!
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