pandora's lube bottle

When you find the best porn of mankind and you can't stop jerking off

Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck

Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?

by I_eat_beans_bruh August 15, 2025

lube face

When a lubed condom pops and hits your face.

We where in the bathroom and the condom popped, I got complete lube face.

by shackRam829 October 14, 2016

Pad lube

A substance one smooths over the surface of a computer touch pad to prevent irritation and chafing, and increases the speed of the finger as it glides over the pad. Especially useful in high humidity or during times of finger fatigue. May allow for faster reaction times and higher scores while gaming.

I know I could have got a higher score if I had just remembered to use my touchpad lube!!

by shelovestosail September 22, 2009

Lube

A boy who cannot handle their alcohol and who likely vomits after a few drinks.

Man Craig was being such a lube at that party last night

by Wizzy dizzy October 19, 2019

Chain lube

Lube that will stay on regardless of how many hoe's you stick your dick in.

" Get me my chain lube so that I can ream all of yous!!!"

by Cyclerider March 26, 2010

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by HD BIG BLACK COCK April 9, 2024

Lube them toes

“Lube them toes” is where a man puts anal lubricant on his toe and ever so gently shoves it up girls ass.

Tom: Hey did you hear what happened last night
Jeff: No what happened
Tom: Your girlfriend lube them toes, man you know what I’m saying
Jeff:mother beep* you stupid b****!!!!!!
HAPPILY EVER AFTER, for Tom anyway😂

by Demigodpridex September 27, 2018