cirrhosis of the lover

n. heartbreak, a breakdown in romantic affection, emotional scars from being dumped repeatedly

She went from punch-drunk to a bad case of cirrhosis of the lover.

Cirrhosis of the lover is responsible for most divorces these days.

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

Trollop Lover

An individual who is attracted to or engages in promiscuous behavior with whores, sluts, or women who dress like prostitutes or are of shady character.

Ben knew he was such a trollop lover when his whole paycheck was spent in a night at the local strip club.

by judunnome February 10, 2012

the backseat lovers

the most underrated indie rock band ever

oh, you listen to the backseat lovers? i think we should get married.

by poo poi fart May 10, 2022

Pepperoni lover

Is a sexual act when a Italian male or female naws or licks their significant others nipple for an extended period of time.

I heard Alessandra is a pepperoni lover if you know what I mean

by Pizzaeater69 December 4, 2019

Coon lover

A non black person who is primarily attracted to black people

Jacob: did you hear Janelle and justen hooked up
Aaron: what the hell! That hoe is such a coon lover

by Panther2020 September 25, 2019

flubby lover

Someone who loves big women and enjoys playing with their love handles.

John told Kate he was a flubby lover, she thought it was weird but enjoyed having her love handles played with.

by Drieka February 10, 2015

police lover

someone who is a teacher's pet but a police's pet

cody ratted on joe he is such a police lover

by sofi LOOOOOOOOL December 17, 2018