lonking

to poo whilst having sex, or to cum up someones ass and then they poo

dude, jane did some major lonking last night

by whittomnessss May 13, 2006

Licking the bloodloins

Performing cunnilingus on a woman whilst she is on her period.

John liked licking the bloodloins of his wife.

by Metal in my mouth November 27, 2007

looking for number three

When a girl realizes she has had the two men in her life who have the "most to offer", so it is probably all downhill from there.

"Damn, now I'm going to be looking for number three forever."

by J Min January 26, 2009

Looking for a date

Looking for a date is when a cop targets certain crimes (usually speeding and other minor traffic violations) in order that they will get overtime to appear in court when the ticket is challenged.

The cop chased down Don for doing 5 miles over because he was looking for a date for July 1st.

by br1ght May 21, 2009

Looking Like Bae (LLB)

Someone who looks so good you'd consider wifing/hubbing them up.

Someone who's looking mad good got you in your feelings

Someone who's fly as fuck
Someone who looks really good

Looking Like Bae (LLB) :

Mmmph he's so fine he's (LLB) Looking Like Bae.

Dang man that girl over there is (LLB)Looking Like Bae.

by FTMTBEAR June 13, 2015

Looking for Diagon Alley

Tripping balls. Especially to the point where one may actually be looking for diagon alley.

Man how much acid did that guy take? He's been looking for diagon alley all day!

by Robot_House February 24, 2011

Licking the Pudden' Cup

Giving an anal rim job to someone after they took a Mexican Mudslide without wiping.

Damn, that dude is licking the pudden' cup. That chick must have had tacos for lunch!

by Cue Ball August 31, 2013