Jerry Lifted

You lift up a woman by her vagina and butthole.

She kept slapping my ass so I jerry lifted her.

by liftedbyjerry June 11, 2024

Lift

To take or steal

Be careful im might lift yo sh*t b

by Xykis May 26, 2019

I lift at home

A phrase commonly used as an excuse to not work out in a proper gym or weight room. Usually pertains to the person curling and benching for 5 minutes and stating that they have completed a full workout.

Person 1: Bro, you trying to work out tonight?

Person 2: Nah, I lift at home. Not really in the mood for staying after to work out tonight.

by Juanthejumper September 11, 2016

lift your skull

Mild intoxication. More than a buzz, but less than being trashed.

Boy, that German lager can really lift your skull with just one bottle.

by Peanut Alley August 10, 2008

lunar lift-off

Two people stand butt to butt and fart simultaneously. Performing this on the moon while naked can result in forces capable of granting the human body an escape velocity from the lunar surface.

My coworker and I had a lunar lift-off that could rival the Apollo missions.

by Hope Fully August 18, 2022

Lifted

The state of being that is between "High" and "Sober" where you are not completely under the influence, but you can start to feel the effects.

Guy 1: "So how did that new strain feel last night?"

Guy 2: "It was alright. I was lifted, but not entirely high"

by Mr.SmoothySmooth May 6, 2019

Jerusalem Face Lift

This is when a Jewish man goes down on a goyem, wraps her legs around his head, stands up, dons a suit and tie, and goes out to dinner with his parents. Avec said goy strapped to his face.

Wow, my parents will be surprised when I show up to dinner with a Jerusalem Face Lift. They will see how happy I am and understand.

by Shawl collah December 7, 2018