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liberal

1. A self loathing person who hates everything that's part of him. He hates his family, religion, country, Capitalism, and individual freedoms.

2. Suffers from the grass is always greener on the other side complex.

3. Person who supports free speech as long as you agree with it. Supports censorship of those he feels are intolerant.

4. Person who thinks taxes are the greatest thing since the invention of Communism.

5. Lover of deviant lifestyles which have no moral boundaries. Thinks marriage should be anything we want it to be whether someone wants to marry 1 person, 4 people, or marry a donkey.

6. Person who is childish and throws a hissy fit, threatening to move to Canada because the elected president isn't a Democrat.

7. Person who threatens to move to Canada but unfortunately never leaves.
3. I'm a liberal and you should be tolerant of all my viewpoints.
Other person: Well, I have to disagree with you Mr. Liberal on some issues because of my religious views.

Mr. Liberal: How dare you even mention religion, as a liberal I find your beliefs intolerant of mine.
by ChrisChris February 19, 2007
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liberal

A politician who promises entitlements to certain groups in order to buy their votes. Note that the politician therefore wants those groups to remain static, so he can promise more entitlements and get more votes.

A liberal has no desire to see black, Mexican, or poofter populations leave their ghettos, barrios, or prance halls and blend in with the rest of society. If they did that, there would be no easy block of votes.

Liberals have no desire to see blacks or Mexicans get good paying jobs. With a good job comes the liberal's enormous burden of taxes, which soon wipe out your entitlements.

In short, a liberal is most interested in preserving the status quo, by keeping black folk down on de ol plantation.
Senaturd Kennedy is a pansy ass liberal.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
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Liberated

1.
(of a person) free from social conventions or traditional ideas, especially with regard to sexual roles.
"the modern image of the independent, liberated woman"
2.
(of a place or people) freed from enemy occupation.
"liberated areas of the country"
she is liberated from the constraints of an unhappy marriage
by Just Sayonara May 15, 2018
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liberal

THE ONLY NON-BIASED DEFINITION OF THIS WORD ON THIS SITE:

an individual who is open minded and is okay with social/political change.
Person 1: Hey, conservative or liberal?

Person 2: I guess I'd consider myself more of a liberal than a conservative.
by pseudonymoususername November 24, 2019
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liberal

Liberal, noun.
A person who is considered open to all new ideas.

HOWEVER.

In reality, they're Left-wing and intolerant of ideas. This wrongly used term (now correctly used) is rather upsetting and toxic. It's sad, really. yea. (see definition 39 of yea)
Usage:

Original -
P1 "Yo you open to ideas??"
P2 "Yea i'm liberal!"
P1 "aight"

Now -
P1 "Yo libtard"
P2 "I'm liberal :/"
P1 "yea aight nerd"
by yea-man (he/him) November 18, 2019
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liberal

A crazy mother f***** who beleives in allowing abortion; thereby, prohibiting babies the inalienable right to life.
"We liberals are going to vote next week on whether or not we should legalize genecide just so it is done in a civilized way.
by Jesse Sharpton October 17, 2007
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