Legranding

The act of a club appointed umpire awarding medal votes repeatedly to the same player over the course of an Australian football season

Oh look, that player just won his 15th C-Grade medal, looks like a bit of legranding has occurred

by xcxccx September 2, 2018

Leading

Where a man takes a mechanical pencil lead, insert's it halfway into their urethra while erect then breaks it off, after becoming flaccid he will then bend his dick to break it up further. The end result is a grayish bloody liquid the next time he pisses.

Do you guys want to do some Friday night Leading while watching Breaking Bad?

by bing ong January 30, 2022

Venus Landing

When, while preforming oral sex on a woman, you projectile vomit in said woman's vaginal crevice.

When we were 69ing i preformed the elusive venus landing.

by Mike L. Itoris October 20, 2010

Stewarts Landing

A small community on the awesome side of Ritchie Highway to Severna Park High School. It is a great place that is right on the Magothy and is a wonderful place to live. However, the neighborhood can have some sketchy neighbors. Home of the greatest halloween house before our beloved Mrs. Betty moved out. Also home to North and South Drive which on one side (the inner) is the ghetto place of severna park and the outside (the outside) is on the water and is home to rich snobs. Next to Berrywood community.

classic surburban town in the united states is a example of Stewarts Landing

by Descendent of Stewarts landing November 20, 2010

Moon landing

A fake occurance in the 1960s
Recorded at Area 51
Impossibility of ever happening
NASA killing their own men
The government is hiding the fact that it is fake

The moon landing was fake

by Mgb206 September 22, 2019

landing pad

Something you put down on the bed or other surface to prevent it from getting dirty or wet from having sex. Usually this is a towel, but anything will do.

person1: I am horny, lets get it on.
person2: Well I just changed the sheets so put a landing pad down!

by CA dream'in August 21, 2009

The Leaning Tower of Piss

a dick that has been jerked off so much with 1 hand that it leans in the opposite direction

I gave my friend a The Leaning Tower of Piss.

by Juggles July 7, 2006