r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol

When someone's dog shits on the front lawn right in front of a home owner, while I laugh. Why???? Lol, because the dog shits and the dog owner picks it up, total intentional jester, funny as hell, but r u kidding me???? Can't we all just get along ( not a Rodney King Reference). WTF well the world's a crazy place!

I don't know how you have those training skills, but obviously you know more than you've been given credit for, I saw your dog shit on my lawn and I was like r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol I'M SO CONFUSED!!!?????!!!!????the funniest part is that you picked it up quick as it dropped.

r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol by marioM July 25, 2019

fair lawn 

a russian jew town in northern nj. nothing to ever do. home to some of the funniest nd immature kids.. everyone smokes. home to radburn nd river road

Dave: lets go to river road in fair lawn and check out the russian store
Ivan: no, they smell really bad

Bob: lets go to the parking lot for a smoke
Rob: sure

fair lawn by ............////,. October 30, 2007

potholes in your lawn 

Missing or misaligned teeth; a jacked up grill, esp. as the result of being punched in the mouth. A reference to the De La Soul song "Potholes in My Lawn".

If you don't shut up I'm finda put some potholes in your lawn.

potholes in your lawn by chrissypants August 17, 2006

mow your lawn 

mow your lawn means shaving your dead grass! go go go go.

please mow your lawn.
that girl needs to mow her lawn.

mow your lawn by heroshima jones December 9, 2008

mow the lawn 

Hitting on your friend's girlfriend, or having sexual relations with with a friend's girlfriend

Hey bro' sorry I hit on your girlfriend. I didn't mean to "mow the lawn", or "mow your lawn". Ican't belive my buddy "mowed my lawn" last Saturday night!

mow the lawn by Paul Schultz April 18, 2006

Fair Lawn 

1) An extremely boring, crap town in Bergen County in northern New Jersey where the coolest place to hang out is a Dunkin Donuts.

2) A town where less than fifteen people know how to have a decent, mind-stimulating conversation.

3) What you can use to call any place of complete misery.

"So what should we do in Fair Lawn today guys? I say we pick one of the seven Dunkin Donutses to go to and smoke a cigarette!"

"Dude, I was at Mike's party yesterday, and it was fucking Fair Lawn."

Fair Lawn by KtKrimz July 1, 2008

Mow the lawn 

When you or another person involved smokes all of the pot on your persons, or in your possessions.

"Yo nigga! Let's blaze us a fatty on lunch break!"
"I can't, J-Rod decided to mow the lawn last night!"

Mow the lawn by DirtyXVegas December 18, 2008