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grundle licker

one who spends tons of time licking grundles.
by dustinhacks March 19, 2008
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Rock-licker

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A person such as rockhound, lapidary, bonehead or mineral collector that licks rocks to bring out the color potential within the rough stone. Wetting a rock shows what the stone might look like once polished. Often a rockhound will become so excited at a rock or gem show that they start madly licking rocks, hoping to discover the hidden beauty beneath the rough, unpolished surface. To the other people visiting a gem show this activity can seem very odd, inappropriate, gross and even obscene.
Example 1:
"WHAT in the world is that freak doing over there!? He keeps picking up rocks from the ground and LICKING them like he thinks they're food! Yuck!"

"oh, yeah.. that's just that crazy rockhound dude named Mark. He's a rock-licker."

Example2:
"Man, that bonehead rock-licker has stinky breath and rotten teeth! I think I'll pass on looking through the bucket of opal he's been pawing for the past hour. "
by Jessa1155 March 16, 2010
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herp locker

the vagina of a girl who has herpes
Dude, i went down on a girl and didn't know she had a herp locker.
by budlightdraft May 15, 2015
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shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.
Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.
by malfunkt October 24, 2005
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Osama Bin Lacken

Some one who is lacking in the pussy area. Someone who does not get with many girls, such as Jacqui.
Kevin is Osama Bin Lacken, been lacking pussy, what a tool!
by PorkSesh March 23, 2009
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Los Angeles Lakers

#1 The Best Team in the History of the NBA

#2 The Most Hated Team in the History of the NBA
#1 14 NBA Championships, Best all-time win percentage, Only 4 losing seasons in 40 years, All-Stars such as Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O'Neal, Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, James Worthy, Elgin Baylor, and Jerry West.

#2 "Fuck dem Los Angeles Lakers, de fuckin suckez, Kobe iz a rapitz and he sucks and da Lakerz suckez"
by Spikesy July 13, 2006
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Lockerz

a website that make users watch videos for points that can be redeemed for amazing prizes such as video games, computers, ipods, etc.

unfortunately, most videos are extremely uninteresting, half-assed, and worth only a couple points. you would have to watch OVER 9000 videos for an iPod
Guy 1: Dude! Let me invite you to Lockerz so you can get cool stuff!

Guy 2: Hell no! It's a scam...
by RifleMan1 May 4, 2010
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