Lobster-eyed

A state of extreme intoxication from alcohol, when you cannot focus to the point where yours eyes are just wandering around.

Man, Chuck was so drunk last night, completely lobster-eyed. Ya know, one eye going this way, the other that way.

by Whatagoodinternetname January 14, 2017

Lobster Christ

The all mighty god that shall rain down on the earth as he knows all and shall pop a chocy milk.

Hey what is your religion? I pray to lobster Christ.

by zx14NINJABOYS13 February 2, 2021

Boiling the lobster

A sexual innuendo. Also could be interpreted as sticking your “member” inside a woman’s…and letting it marinade

“Ya bro, I had a few too many and ended up boiling the lobster with her”

by Knob Slopper November 17, 2021

Sand Lobster

An insult that doesn't really mean anything, but you still hate being called it.

"Shut the fuck up you sand lobster."

"Mm. I like it."

"I don't like sand..."

"Yeah dude."

by RippinAss62 July 20, 2021

Lobster Train

When a gay male fucks a male dog in the ass while getting fucked in the ass by a male dog

“My best friend just got lobster trained”

by Blankboys April 2, 2022

Little Lobster

A female with all the meat in the ass.

Dannggg!!! The new chick has some little lobster going on.

by erb1er August 13, 2007

Furry Lobster

Slang term referring to the genital region of a woman with a good amount of pubic hair.

The date went well and ended with a nice serving of furry lobster.

by alphonse55 May 8, 2007