hitting lava

Having sex with someone and making them “erupt” (orgasm, cum, etc).

My girl was hitting lava with me last night! It was super hot and messy.

by Scanlan Short January 3, 2024

Lava Lamp Tribe

The best group of people to ever exist on the entire planet.

ZAMN THE LAVA LAMP TRIBE JUST WATCHED FRIEDRICH JAGGERAGER TO SQUIRT ASS

by user16492y639r5032 April 12, 2022

lava

hot liquid

lava is a hot liquid

by sportsfan02 October 10, 2018

Lava Crystal

The coolest dude in history, likes to say "dead chat" and is purposely annoying, everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck

Human: Yo dude did you see lava crystal yeet that meteor? hes so cool!

by Lava Crystal February 22, 2022

Lava King

Lava King is the name given to the chosen one. Born a man and baptised by fire, Lava King is anointed by a higher power to serve in the name of justice and bring an end to world hunger, war, climate change and France.

Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.

Midwife: “Congratulations! It’s… a man?!”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”

by Graeme Henry December 12, 2023

lava roll

A lava room is where you shit into a persons ass and mush it into them.

I just gave my girlfriend the old lava roll, as always it was painful for her.

by YoBoiTrist November 16, 2017

Lithuanian Lava Lamp

When semen forms bubbles within the penis until its eventual eruption.

Uh oh! Here comes my Lithuanian Lava Lamp!

by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017