Friend Ladder

On the friends ladder your either at the bottom or the top. The bottom are the people you talk to the least, then the next step is the people you rarely speak to, the next step is the people your friendly with, the next step is the people you say hi to in the hallway but nothing else, the next step is the people you say a few words to in a day, the next step is the people you must talk to in order to make your day enjoyable, the next step is the friends that you sit with at lunch and talk to in the hallway, the next step is your best friends, the next step is your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush, the next step is the cuddle buddy/cuddle bitch and the final step is the fuck buddy (very rare to have middle school-high school)

Daniel- Oh my god did you hear that Nicole was moved up to the 8th step on Dylans friend ladder?!

Julia- Oh I know! Yesterday she was on the 2nd step! Funny how everyones friend ladder changes everyday.

by slimshadiex0 November 22, 2011

jacob's ladder

1)the sex position between 2 guys and a girl. man 1 and the girl get into the 69position while guy # 2 gives it to the girl in the ass.
2)the sex position between 2 guys and a girl where guy #1 lies on his back and bangs girl #1 while guy# 2 bangs her in the ass

gibby is looking fine tonight i cant wait to jacob's ladder her walt said to sean

by C_murph324 August 30, 2006

Lapdog

Slang for Laptop Computer.

Usually used by Geeks trying to play their 'geekyness' down and look cool

'Where is the Disc?'

'It's in the Lapdog'

by Hypersonik October 25, 2009

Ladder Ass

After working on a ladder and clenching you guts for hours you are now capable of the worst smelling farts

I thought I was was gonna get some from my girlfriend until I started getting ladder ass

by Webster, bitch October 8, 2008

awkward lapdance

where you sit on someone's lap, and have no intentions of what going or, what your doing, or what gonna happen..so you bust out and start dancing on their leg.

awkward lapdance.
*kid on santa's lap*
-''what would you like for christmas?''
-''uh....''
*becomes awkward, starts lapdancing*

by tori666 February 2, 2009

ladder face

A small, fourteen year old caucasian female with a recent nosejob who unexpectedley ran her nose into a ladder out of her own stupidity and/or a blank mind.

"Hey Ladder face! Watch out for the ladder in the pool!" *girl falls in pool and hits ladder with nose*

by Super Fermin August 3, 2007

ladder-north

The strike pattern used to hit targets with nuclear weapons from over the north pole. Such a strike would hit the southernmost targets first, moving from east to west, then hit the next series of targets to the north from west to east. From overhead the hits would appear to make the rungs of a ladder, giving rise to the name. This kind of strike is used with nuclear munitions to prevent warhead fratricide.

The SIOP calls for a ladder-north against their southern defenses.

by Komitadjie November 11, 2008