climbing the corporate ladder

This pharse refers to moving up in rank within a particular field or business. If someone "climbs the corporate ladder" to the top, they started out at the bottom (stockboy, mail clerk, etc) and ended up at the top (CEO, CFO, vice pres., etc.)

Tim lived the American Dream. He started out as a desk clerk and climbed the corporate ladder to the top. He is now a CEO in the same field that he had started out in.

by Doobie Smokes You December 11, 2004

Osama bin Laden

Is dead.

Osama bin Laden is missing for good.

by Zombie Osama June 18, 2011

eagle has landed

An expression used in concurrance with a great accomplishment. An obvious referrence to the first Apollo mission to the moon, where it was spoken at the landing of the lunar module. Duh.

Reaching the summit of a mountain; finally putting down bags of groceries; landing on the moon, etc.

by Dr. Phunck January 25, 2004

ladder

Someone who is a tool but alot worse than a tool. Can worsen the insult be sayin that he/she is a ladder with extendables and wheels.

Man, Shawn is such a ladder.

by rustyshackleford723 October 30, 2010

Landen

The type of guy to be mean to everyone but have a soft spot for you. Landen is hated by many of your friends but loved by you. Landen makes you feel special. Even when you don't realize it. Once he leaves, you will. Trust me. He has this everlasting effect on you that has you thinking about him 24/7.

Damn, I really miss talking to Landen. He was so fun to talk to.

by whitegirl33604 January 10, 2022

The devil's lance

When a male decides to give a particular lady very happy. He first gets an erection, but then things get really crazy. He takes a hot liquid, ex. hot coffee, and pours it onto his fully erect member. The coffee causes the penis to swell to gargantuan size and turn red, thus appearing as the penis of the devil himself. The female should almost instantly want to fuck her man because it is quite a sacrifice on his part, as it is quite painful. The proceed to have sexual intercourse, and the lady is particularly pleased.

Topher wanted to give his girlfriend a treat for her birthday, so he made a pot of coffee and performed the devil's lance.

by Topher4life November 9, 2009

ladder

1. United States Marine Corps and United States Navy slang term for stairs.

2. An extremely steep and dangerous staircase, such as those found in Absecon, New Jersey.

Those weren't stairs that I took an Absecon sleighride down; that was a ladder!

by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003