Hes great at almost every sport there is in the planet, but mostly football (soccer). He is very family oriented. He is very smart and good to be with a girl who plays football, mostly the ones that are mature. He also is a straight A+ student.
Aroan: Have you seen the guy with the name locsin in his jersey? Hes so good at football.
David: I know dude, I feel like she likes a girl. idk her tho....
Aroan: I want to be him dude.
David: I stalked him his name is lance locsin
David: I know dude, I feel like she likes a girl. idk her tho....
Aroan: I want to be him dude.
David: I stalked him his name is lance locsin
by messi0912 September 28, 2018
Get the Lance Locsinmug. The act of being a complete bitch with a huge vagina and bailing on a good time at every opportunity!!
Arnold: "Hey dude do ya wanna come out clubbin tonight?? It'll be sweet as!!"
Tim: "Nah Dude, i'm busy studying Think i might stay in tonight"
Arnold: "you weak dog!! Stop lancing out!"
Tim: "Nah Dude, i'm busy studying Think i might stay in tonight"
Arnold: "you weak dog!! Stop lancing out!"
by sickofweakdogs April 3, 2011
Get the lancing outmug. 
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The Only Way To Kill Someone Who Lanced At A vagina Like Angel Jose robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is If The Person Who Was Lanced At, Buys A Dictionary
by ZiberiaGetOutOfLifevisu April 8, 2025
Get the The Only Way To Kill Someone Who Lanced At A vagina Like Angel Jose robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is If The Person Who Was Lanced At, Buys A Dictionarymug. A 5 foot tall guy that has a switch set to over one hundred percent all the time, to where the guys on his basketball team don't really want to be around him when they're not on the court. He became forever connected to the person that injured his kidney, because he played the rest of his games with one kidney, and feom then on, could not allow himself to be under one hundred percent effort or human ever again.
Teammates of Lance Ballinstrong- Lance it's 3 am, would you knock it off, we're trying to sleep and get ready for tommorrow's game.
Lance Ballinstrong- I can't let up, I'm five feet tall, I have one kidney, and the steroids keep me up all night, I can't take any time off.
Lance Ballinstrong- I can't let up, I'm five feet tall, I have one kidney, and the steroids keep me up all night, I can't take any time off.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
Get the Lance Ballinstrongmug. He seem sweet and charming at first, but they will play with your feeling and break your heart into half..
(From experience)
(From experience)
"Ugh..Lance?"
by BiFrog April 11, 2021
Get the Lancemug. Is a potato and causes all your problems. He is a very humorless guy and loves to bake but always burns the house down.
by ThouShallNeverKnow January 29, 2019
Get the Lancemug.